Tsar Post-It Note Bomb

October 30th, 1961: It was a cold day in Northern Russia. The air was clear and home to a few wispy white clouds and a lone aircraft belonging to the USSR. Within that mechanical bird lived the largest bomb ever crafted by human hands. Weighing in at 60,000 pounds, this weapon contained over 50000 kilotons worth destructive power. Only one bomb was ever detonated. The explosion was so powerful that the creators vowed never to create more....

September 2015: The team here at Post-It Note Bombs have studied the Tsar bomb and developed the largest Post-It Note. With the destructive potential of a paper-cut, the Tsar bomb is TSA approved and can be used to cover one person's entire workspace.

The product image a computer simulation as no one has dared use one. Not even our scientists understand the physics behind our most powerful product. Will you be brave enough, or find a coworker so deserving, that you will purchase a Tsar Post-It Note Bomb? Be warned, we only have enough raw materials to make one Tsar Post-It Note Bomb. 

Our normal cleaning service does not cover this product. Please refer to the Tsar/Megaton cleaning service that can be purchased here.

As with all Post-It Note Bombs, the sender will remain completely anonymous. The Post-It note Bomb will be delivered within seven days of purchase date.

After you order, we will contact you asking for deployment details and locations.